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thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

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Sometimes I think I have felt everything I’m ever gonna feel. And from here on out, I’m not gonna feel anything new. Just lesser versions of what I’ve already felt.

(Source: blomskvist, via olsenchastain)


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  • Me: tells joke from tumblr as if it was my own
  • Person: laughs
  • Me: I am the worst human being alive
  • Me: I stole that
  • Me: I don't deserve to be in existence
  • Me: I mean Hitler was bad but he told his own jokes
  • Me: I should never speak again

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Your very Personal and Intense Disney Ask:

  • Aurora: Story of your first kiss
  • Rapunzel: 5 things from your bucket list
  • Dory: Something someone has told you that you can't forget (two good things and one bad)
  • Pocahontas: Something new you taught someone.
  • Mulan: Do you trust your gut feeling? What happened.
  • Jasmine: The story of when you had to really trust someone. Was it easy?
  • Belle: Is there someone you are close to who no one else likes? What's the story?
  • Ariel: Where do you think you belong, and why?
  • Flounder: Something that surprised you and frightened you.
  • Eric: Have you ever helped a stranger? What happened.
  • Aladdin: A sacrifice you made for someone.
  • Tiana: A time you tried the hardest for something.
  • Boo: A childhood hero.
  • Cruella: Something you really want but you aren't allowed to have.
  • Seven Dwarfs: 7 things you like in the people around you.
  • Kronk: What you are best at in the kitchen?
  • Simba: Something a parent has taught you.
  • Cinderella: "A dream is a wish your heart makes" What's that for you?
  • Nemo: Your bravest moment.
  • Terk: Are you a big brother/sister figure to anyone?
  • Buzz: Your favourite fantasy world (aka Harry Potter, Star Wars), if any.
  • Alice: Done drugs?
  • Peter Pan: Something from your childhood that you still love.
  • Merida: What are you most passionate about?

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disasterhasstruck:

horsefetish:

i dont like getting yelled at i literally stand there and burst into tears

and they’re like WHY ARE YOU CRYING?!!?! It’s because you’re fucking yelling at me you shithead

(Source: 10000bc, via olsenchastain)


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smoaksolicitys:

“If we leave, we may never find a place as safe as this. And God knows, in this world, we could be face with something worse tomorrow. But that doesn’t change the simple fact that if we stay here, we will die, tonight. So pack your things, just take what you can carry. Now!“

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ryvetted4:

dereksgirl24:

twofacedjanus:

colethewolf:

You cannot even try to tell me that you didn’t think they were about to kiss because they were seriously about to.

Especially the 2nd gif.

  • The way Stiles looks at Derek’s lips and nods slightly.
  • The way Derek’s eyes skit around looking at Stiles’ facial expressions.
  • The way Derek swallows almost nervously

this post is flawless

Ugh god

Jeff, the Cockblocker of the universe. Dumbass writers throwing magic away.

(Source: neptunepirate, via eleventhsgone)


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beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED


kadabbs:

Recent studies confirm that reading books and drinking tea doesn’t make you better than anyone else

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